Above the Infernal Hand of Asphidonkhelon

Somewhere far to the east lies the Kingdom of Mytikas.

8th Seat of the Council

A kingdom ruled by a council of 7 men and 1 demon. Bound by cyclopean sigils and ancient pact, the 8th member of the ruling council is the Great Demon King Asphidonkhelon. Duke of the Salamanders, Prince of each Wound Clockwork, Marquis of All Lemures, Asphidokhelon rules over the great burning abscess below the kingdom. Married every two decades to a royal princess, his armies emerge from the earth. From gaping wounds adorned in green metal, great flying ships set out across the sky leaving devastation in their wake.

The people of Mytikas fear no enemy, fewer even conceive fighting for their own nation. Rather than spilling the blood of her own citizens, the kingdom of Mytikas is protected by the vast throng bound to serve Asphidonkhelon. Many-eyed Salamanders, laboring clock-work constructs, the reanimated dead and the secret of gunpowder stand at the ready to bring ruin on behalf of the princess. In ages past, when there were still a great many other demons crawling out from beneath Mytikas Asphidonkhelon was wed to the royal princess. Her brothers, one a builder another an exorcist, seeking to safeguard their people offered her to Asphidonkhelon in exchange for his aide. He instead demanded a bride till his deathbed and so the ancient covenant was struck.

Asphidonkhelon when he was young Art by  Seb McKinnon

The Builder crafted vast bulwarks and ramparts against the other demons, The Exorcist expelled them from their hiding places into the light, and Asphidonkhelon feasted on the flesh of his brothers. Great earthworks spread across the kingdom of Mytikas each abjured against foul monster by divine sigil until only Asphidonkhelon remained. An amalgam of each demon he feasted on, he was not the same demon who the brothers made contract with. Instead he was Aspidonkhelon the Great Demon King, the ruler of the burning hell below Mytikas. From the remains of what was once his brothers he made servants to wage war with, though the contract remained. Every twenty years a new princess became his bride, and his servants waged war for the kingdom of Mytikas.

The Ascendent Order of the Astral Guillotine

When the demons first crawled out from beneath the earth it was thought that the old gods of Mytikas had abandoned her people. Churches became desolate and their bells rang hollow; monks abandoned their vows and holy texts by the wayside. Apostasy turned to apathy as cities were pulled beneath the earth and the countryside turned to ash.

In the midst of such slaughter, there were two brothers. Their home burnt, eyes full of tears, they set out upon the roads. The older brother carrying his crying sibling through the smog and ruin, and so they continued on until another tragedy struck. One night, the younger stopped breathing. Clutching his chest, clawing at his brother for air, his eyes filled with tears. In blind panic, the older struck him in the chest and watched his younger brother cease his gasping, his eyes rolled back into his head. The eldest shedding tears over his brother's corpse begged for his brother to return. Perhaps some fickle angel heard and so descended from his opal throne to heed the boy's cries.  A flash of pale light and then both brothers awakened illuminated. The Older stood as wide as two men, his skin rippling with muscle, a shimmering mace in his left hand. The younger awakened to a halo adorning his brow, his mind filled with each eldritch sigil of the celestial script. Each held his gaze skyward, the mysteries of the Astral Guillotine known to both.

The two then waged war to reclaim Mytikas, maiming the demons with but a single gesture. The Older churned the earth so that it would abjure each soul in Mytikas while the younger evoked celestial song to banish each demon back into it's hole. In time they would make contract with the Great Demon King to slaughter the demons in their own hell-scape and in time both would fade as the dew of morning. Before they passed, they taught a portion of their art to the next generation which would defend Mytikas.

Wall Mural of Mytikas showing the Ascendant Order and the Demon Below

Each generation taught further generation and art was codified into monastic tradition. The mysteries of the Astral Guillotine prepared as last measure against worst betrayal. The monks sit in their stylite pillars contemplating the ascent of all reality into singular blade, fasting and preparing for their execution of Aspidonkhelon.

Botanical Wonders of Mytikas

Before the ruination from beneath, strange fruits grew from the soil. Most were lost though a few, cultivated in the imperial gardens of the capital remain. Botanical Knights breed and guard these treasures seeking to preserve some of the ancient Mytikasian mysteries. Thieves have described the following remaining wonders before being beheaded in the public square.

Five-Point Rose - A pink and yellow rose composed of 5 petals all intertwined and quivering. These roses bloom in the starlight and grow in the shape of constellations. It is said that if one imbibes a dried rose one may change their shape to that which they most desire.

Art by Vapeur

Herb of Rebirth - A single bundle of green orbs atop thin filaments, this is the most well known of all the Botanical Wonders of Mytikas. Growing only once every 11 years in undisturbed shadows it is said that this herb may cure any disease and restore youth to the old.

Lunar Cap - Only visible under the darkness of a new moon, it glows with three bright mint green points of light. If shredded and brewed into a tea it may restore the maimed and injured to full vigor.

Ashen Droplet - A grey flower from which thick red sap seeps, the ashen droplet was only mentioned by one thief. It is said that even gazing upon one burns and the flower grows straight out of stone.

Opaque Morel -  Thieves have been said to shrink as they approach this rather meager growth its stem hanging over them until they touch it. Thought to have mystical properties, no thief has been able to remove one from the imperial garden walls.

Imagine this twice your height

Next Post will detail the Monsters under the control of Asphidonkhelon, and at some point I'll post a class write up of a Monk of the Ascendent Order of the Astral Guillotine.

Save Your Father From the Whale's Belly

In this Post, I finally describe those Moby-Dick dungeons

Except way more Treasure and Monsters

In order to enter a Sea-Beast one must first find one and there are generally two methods to do so. Summoning a Sea-Beast: By dropping 100 silver worth of blood/entrails and 1000 silver worth of treasure into sea near the whirling straight a Sea-Beast is summoned in 1d4 turns. Entering the Whirling Straight: Make a massive cave complex and populate it with sea monsters, about 2 levels down start flooding it, 3 levels down where you would normally place a dragon/lich/other super high dangerous encounter start placing Sea-Beasts.

Once in the presence of such a creature one either becomes Swallowed by the Sea-Beast or Cuts into the Sea-Beast's flesh making an entrance. If one is swallowed, they enter the Sea-Beast through it's mouth which can be exited out of again. By Cutting into the Sea-Beast's flesh, one enters into a random organ and the musculature plugs the whole in after them.

Sea-Beast Maps/Physiology

Every Sea-Beast has a base structure composed of 8 organs (rooms which the PC's can travel through). There is the Bloody Path and the Bile Path. The Bloody Path is a one-way series of 4 organs which loop back into one another. The Bile Path is a linear series of organs. There are always 3 intersections in the Bloody and Bile Paths. The Throat and Gills have a passage between them, and the Veins have passages to both the Stomach and Bowels. The graphic below should help make things clear.

If the Party chooses to become swallowed by the Sea-Beast, they start in the Mouth, otherwise randomly select a room that isn't a Mouth or Gills Organ and they start there. Once the party is inside, the Sea-Beast simply becomes a dungeon to be plundered. However, the Sea-Beast is not simply a series of 8 rooms, there are more organs.

Creating the Sea-Beast Dungeon

Each Sea-Beast has 1d10 (or more) spare organs/rooms. When creating your Moby-Dick dungeon, you figure out how many extra organs the sea-beast has and then roll on the chart below for what type of organ it is. If the extra organ is a bowel, you attach it to another Bowel Room, otherwise just attach it to a room at random.

Roll	Organ
1-5	Extra Bowels
6	Spare Heart
7	Extra Gills
8	Extra Veins
9	Egg Cavity
10	Air Bladder

For our example lets say we rolled a 5, so we have 5 extra organs. We roll 5d10 and learn our sea-beast has 3 Extra Bowels, 1 Spare Heart, and 1 set of Extra Gills. Below is a graphic showing where we have placed them. And further each room is now numbered as it would be in a normal dungeon map. Now it should be looking a bit more familiar, it's not to scale what so ever though. Room size is listed below, the passage length between adjacent organs is 30ft.

Sea-Beast Organ Contents/Dungeon Room Population

The contents of each room are based on the table below and what kind of organ it is. For each room roll a 1d10 for the contents and then modify based on the organ type.

Roll	Result
1-6	Empty/re-roll (a room is only empty if it is rolled as empty twice)
7-8	Monster
9	Guarded Treasure
10	Treasure

Mouth - Entrance to the Dungeon. Filled with massive teeth, parasites within the beast's maw, and corpses stuck in between the fangs. 25% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 20x20 feet.

Throat - Filled with howling wind, dripping slime, and flotsam stuck in the soft flesh of the throat. 25% chance of the Sea-Beast intelligently communicating with the party. 50% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 20x40 feet.

Gills - Exit out of the Dungeon. Massive bleeding slits from which the outside ocean can be momentarily seen. 0% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 20x20 feet.

Lungs - If torches are lit here, there is a 1d6 + 1 per minute per exposed torch chance of the Sea-Beast violently coughing and spasming. Party takes 1d6 damage and each member must save or be shunted out into the throat of the beast. 100% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 30x30 feet.

Heart - Beating irregularly this amalgam of misshapen tumors sends out a pressure wave to those who stand nearby. All those in a heart room take 1d6 Non-lethal damage every 3 rounds. 0% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 30x30 feet.

Veins - Filled with fluid that snuffs out torches. Speed is reduced to half here. 0% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 100x5 feet.

Basically This Level From Super Mario Land 2

Egg Cavity - Home of a sleeping Fetal Sea-Beast which will fight the party. 50% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 40x40 feet.

Air Bladder - Always empty. 100% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 40x40 feet.

Stomach - Filled with acidic waters which will erode PC possessions. If a PC spends more than 1 turn inside a stomach they must save vs possessions being destroyed. On a successful save only 1 possession lost, while on a failure 1d6+1 possessions are lost. If the PC has less possessions than what is listed they instead take the difference in damage. There is a 25% chance of this organ containing a ship. 25% chance of oxygen inside and roughly 40x60 feet.

Bowels - Rather large and surprisingly dry, these massive caverns are filled with the accumulated debris that the Sea-Beast has consumed over the course of the past years. There will always be treasure inside a bowels organ alongside what ever is rolled on the Room Content Table. There is a 33% chance of this organ containing a ruined ship 50% chance of oxygen inside Roughly 60x90 feet.

*Torches can only be lit in rooms with oxygen and when moving to a room without oxygen, the torch snuffs out in 1d4 minutes.

Monsters in a Room of a Sea-Beast

Roll	Result
1	2d6 Crazed Sailors/Pirates
2	1d4 Giant Tapeworms
3	1d6 Spider/Crab/Crustaceans
4	3d10 Giant Isopods
5	Half-Dead Berserk Whale
6	Dead version of one of the above

Wandering Monsters of a Sea-Beast

Roll	Result
1	Crawling Mechanized Shark
2	Crazed Gyre Islander Trapped
3	Marauding Party of 1d8 Atavistic Merfolk Raiders
4	Swarm of 1d4 Winged Squids
5	2d4 Echindaspawn
6	Ningen Wanderer Trapped Inside

Types of Guarded Treasure in a Sea-Beast

Roll	Result
1-3	Monster Squatting above the Treasure
4	Treasure is CURSED!!! (use your favorite curse table)
5	Treasure is trapped (save or damage/poison)
6	Treasure is wanted by someone else

Types of Monster Squatting above the Treasure

Roll	Result
1	Giant Sea Snake/Eel/Lamprey
2	3d4 Undead Sailors
3	Treasure Chest Mimic
4	Half-Dead Giant Squid
5	4d8 Giant Isopods
6	Ghost

Treasure Within a Sea-Beast

Roll	Result
1-4	Bullion + Jewelry
5-6	Trade-Goods
7	Weapons/Armor
8	Historic Artifacts

Ships: Micro-dungeon filled with 1d2+1 Treasures and are a set of linear rooms equal to the number of treasures+1.

Ruined-Ships: Micro-dungeon filled with 1d4+1 Guarded Treasures and 1 Monster from the Monsters in a Room of a Sea-Beast Table and are a set of linear rooms equal to the number of treasures+1.

Art by Roberto Innocenti

Beastiary

Crazed Sailors/Pirates
HD 1, Def 2, MV 12, Dam 1d6, SV 6, Mo 13

Giant Tapeworms
HD 3, Def 3, MV 6, Dam 1d6+Suction, SV 8, Mo 10

Spider/Crabs/Crustacean
HD 2, Def 5, MV 10, Dam 1d6 x2, SV 6, Mo 8

Giant Isopods
HD 0, Def 1, MV 8, Dam 1d4(as group), SV 5, Mo 12 *when taking damage, roll to see how many die

Half-Dead Berserk Whale
HD 8, Def 4, MV 7, Dam 2d6, SV 10, Mo 12

Crawling Mechanized Shark
HD 3, Def 3, MV 15, Dam 1d10, SV 11, Mo 20

Art by Kainsword

Crazed Gyre Islander
HD 1d4+2, Def 3, MV 12, Dam 1d10, SV 6+HD, Mo 18

Atavistic Merfolk Raiders
HD 2, Def 2, MV 10, Dam 1d6, SV 8, Mo 14

Winged Squids
HD 1, Def 2, MV 16, Dam 1d6, SV 6, Mo 10

Echindaspawn
HD 2, Def 5, MV 5, Dam 1d6, SV 11, Mo 12

Ningen Wanderer
HD 4, Def 1, MV 12, Dam 1d4, SV 10, Mo 6 *pacifist and wants to get out

Art By Sergey Kolesov

Giant Sea Snake/Eel/Lamprey
HD 4, Def 2, MV 12, Dam 1d8+Grapple, SV 6, Mo 12

Undead Sailors
HD 1, Def 2, MV 12, Dam 1d6, SV 6, Mo 20

Treasure Chest Mimic
HD 4, Def 4, MV 12, Dam 1d8, SV 8, Mo 20

Half-Dead Giant Squid
HD 8, Def 2, MV 3, Dam 1d6 x8, SV 7, Mo 6

Ghost
HD 2, Def 0, MV 0, Dam 1d4+100xp drain, SV 9, Mo 20

Fetal Sea-Beast
HD 10, Def 3, MV 9, Dam 1d8, SV 6, Mo 20

Art by Kentaro Miura

Sea-Beast
HP100, Atk 5, Def 2, MV 12, Dam Swallow Whole 1d4 Sailors, SV 13, Mo 20 *regeneration 10/round

Sea-Beast Heart
HD 5, Def 1, MV 0, Dam 0, SV 12, Mo 20 *if a Sea-Beast has no heart it begins to sink to the bottom of the ocean at a rate of 100 ft/minute

Unified Downtime Mechanic for Settlements

Once a party reaches a Settlement, they receive a number of opportunities to interact with the settlement (Either by Referee Discretion {Probably Party Member #+2} or other an exploration Mechanic) outside of buying dungeoneering supplies. The purpose of the limited opportunities is two fold. First, it reduces the amount of time spent waiting for PC's do some obnoxious thing while the rest of the party sits in silence by placing a limit of what can be done. Second, it implies a need for pro activity, the time constraints force the party to do "important" things rather than silly ones.

The following list should be accessible for the Players so they know their options in each settlement. Likewise the Referee portion of the downtime mechanic would be settlement specific. I know that when I made settlements based on this mechanic, rather than on "world-building" I was able to make them much more player focused and because it really focused on what the players can interact with. Once in a settlement and after resupplying, the party gains a number of opportunities to interact with the settlement based on the following list. The players must choose who engages in what downtime activity as the more members who do an action the more likely it is beneficial.

Art by Pieter Bruegel the Elder

1. Discover What Lies Past (This Settlement)

Researching information about traveling away from civilization is very important. A character doing this is able to ask about how far away another settlement is (in terms of days of travel), what kind of menaces lie in what direction (both monster and terrain), or even the site of a dungeon filled with treasures. (Previous thoughts on maps here)

2. Make Friends

A character who chooses to go out and make friends has the opportunity to make a charisma check in order to obtain hirelings and a 25% chance to meet a friendly NPC.

3. Carousing

By spending at least 100 silver (or another arbitrary value choice by the Referee), a character gains (silver spent/100)^2 * 100Xp for going out and socializing/drinking and must make a charisma check to avoid a mishap. (I use this mishap table)

4. Find Rumors

This is where you feed your player's plot-hooks. A character receives 1 + their Charisma Modifier in rumors

5. Sight-see/Relax

A character choosing to relax or sight-see reduces his trauma by one point, gains an extra 1HP until the end of the next combat, and gets to have the Referee describe some part of the settlement/surrounding area to him and give him some lore about the area.

6. Go Shopping

A Character choosing to go shopping may either purchase location unique items (such as gunpowder) or spend silver on frivolous things (such as an obnoxious hat) at a rate of 2 silver for 1 XP.

7. Rest and Recover

By choosing to engage in recovery a character gains an extra 1HP per level until the end of the next combat, further they are allowed a new save against any condition or disease that they have.

8. Research/Find a Scholar

By successfully making an intelligence check, a character is able to ask the Referee 1d3 questions (which are to be answered truthfully as the knowledge would be known in setting). Otherwise they may spend 100 silver to consult a scholar and ask the Referee a single question.

Gyre Islands

Art by Makato Yukimura

"Sailing north past the terror of the Whirling Strait of the Above Ocean are the rocky shores of the Gyre Islands.  From these islands the clansmen set forth out into the Whirling Strait to descend deep into those moon pools and cold caverns. Embedding harpoons into vast expanses of cold flesh, they grapple and pull their ropes. Thews glisten with sweat as curses and grunts spill from between tensed teeth. The sea-beasts are slashed with thin knives and their limbs removed. The butchers then enter the beast through each bloody orifice, boring themselves deep and pulling out that blood soaked treasure from within." - Ahasver Who Wanders

The ancestors of the Gyre Islanders arrived at the uninhabited archipelago centuries ago. Their names lost to time, their great struggle with the Bear is still remembered. A monstrosity towering above the trees and the hills, it was exiled to the islands in primordial times. The ancestors knew of bears in their homelands who would fish out salmon from the rivers, and upon seeing the Bear pull out the sea-beasts of the Whirling Strait named it such. They waged war against the Bear envious of its strength. Most died, the few survivors ate its flesh and grew strong. The flesh of the bear now inside them, each renamed himself as an aspect of the war against the Bear in honor of its strength.

Each Gyre Islander is valued only by the strength of his flesh. They produce neither art nor song save for funeral statues, instead struggling to grow bigger and stronger than those around them. There is no culture, instead there is a cycle of struggle, feast, sleep, all in preparation for the struggle which overwhelms them. As the blood of the Bear flows in their veins, they re-enact his actions. Each awakens with a need to pull the sea-beasts out from the sea and consume their flesh.

The Hunt and the Hunted. Art by Mitch Cotie and Robert Shore

Their bestial nature and general disdain for magic as an inability to take action by ones own hands leads many to consider them barbarians. Though barbaric, they are well learned. The numerous butcheries of the sea-beasts has taught them much of anatomy and what lies inside the living.  They have no gods among them, instead venerating only their strongest as living hero-saints. When one dies, he is simply flayed and his strength put on display, his musculature contorted to raise a standing stone in his honor.

An ancient pharmicist made his home among the Gyre Islanders, seeking to understand the secret to their strength. He found that their diet of bitter herbs allowed them to push their thews past their breaking points, snapping tendons and ligaments as they hauled their bounties ashore. Using his knowledge, they refined each bitter herb into a potent strengthening powder. Merchants from the Gyre Islands are identified by having hair only on top of their heads, an unclothed breast, and being able to awaken drunks from their stupor with but a few grains of their powders.

Preparing themselves to fish the sea-beasts, each Gyre Islander garbs themselves in shared uniform. The back and sides of each heads is shaved clean, a knot of hair above the crown free to frenzy in the salty wind. Each simply wears a pair of black pants, held up by wide belt etched with their Clan symbols. They show their chests bare to the sea, simply binding their arms in bands of black and blue. They wear their same garb when they go to war, avoiding armor which would obscure their forms. They believe their thews are enough to terrify their enemies.

3 Major Clans of the Gyre Islands

Clan Bearskin. Led by their elder Rooster, the Bearskins are the most well known clan of Gyre Islanders. Strongest among the Gyre Islands, their bodies ripple with muscles as they mock out-landers for being disfigured. Many keep hounds, and each Bearskin clan member bonds with one dog. Each also a massive beast, fighting alongside their masters. Each member meticulously cleans himself and is hairless, a nubile edifice of thick thews.

Clan Bridgeburner (Beartrap). - Led by their oracle Valentin, the Beartrap clan is know by others as the bridge burners. A few decades ago they imposed a firm embargo on any entering their island and burnt every bridge leading to it. First an insult by the other clans, the Bridgeburners adopted their name as a prophecy. Consuming their yellow powder of crushed phoenix and salt, each burns themselves from within.  Many degrees warmer than the other islanders, they walk as burning embers. While the internal flame grants them minor mastery of other flames, it leaves them self-immolating in behavior. Each knows the burning flame is a death sentence and each rushes forward towards either glory or swift death.

Clan Beartooth - Led by their minister Dark-Hair, the Beartooth sit in their towers and record all that occurs on the Gyre Islands. Their demeanor melancholy and sour, they rarely exit their towers to hunt within the Whirling Straight. Each records his thoughts upon lithographs which are not likely to be seen by other living souls. Many farm rather than fish and simply trade food for the treasures brought out of the sea-beasts's insides. Recording description of those bizarre constructs found within the sea-beasts.

Bridgeburner clan member burning bright with his internal flame. Art by Vulpes-Ibculta

Unique Purchases from the Gyre Island

Gyre Powder - This powder can be used in one of the following ways: Granting a +2 to a character's initiative score for 2 turns, healing 1 hp for 1 turn, or granting a +1 to a character's strength score for 1 turn. Uses of the Powder can be stacked to increase the effects, but a character must then Save else they take 2 points of constitution damage.

Bridgeburner Powder/Yellow Phoenix Powder - Upon imbibing, Save vs Death, if save is successful then the character heals 1d8+Level hp and is now on fire.

Moby-Dick Dungeons

"The butchers then enters the beast through each bloody orifice, boring themselves deep and pulling out that blood soaked treasure from within." - Ahasver Who Wanders

At some point I'm going to write up rules for hunting the Sea-Beasts. Essentially the Sea-Beasts are larger on the inside than the outside. PC's would have to capture and cut them open to enter their alien bowels. Full of  monsters as immune system, parasite infections, and sailors who have been swallowed and slowly driven mad. Treasure would be loot swallowed ages ago by the beast: so ancient armors, artifacts, barnacle encrusted chests of antediluvian coins, idols of a squid-headed god made from unearthly bone, and other items you would otherwise find in a "marine" dungeon.

Upset that God didn't save you via sea-beast, you go inside of it to grave-rob those who had been saved.

Ozborn: WhatATerribleNight ToHaveACurse

Art by Adam Paquette

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Let's go Carousing
Get to Ozborn at night and it's always dusk while you're there
Ozborn was built on top of an Old goblin keep which leads into the goblin realms. The keep was repurpoused into a sprawling sewer system
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Malina Chorna - Revived Death by Fire, from Gyre Islands
Opulescence the Jewel Mask - Wizard of the Sucrose
Kledon - Guest of Ruler Wulfgang at Fort Etxeberria
Ax Gang - Harass everyone but generally incompetent, encountered in 3d8 amounts
Goblin-head Duo - Masks of Leather, Manage Portal Works
Ramirez the Last Goblin -
Duboshit - Leatherbound servant of Ramirez the Last Goblin
Dynamo - No Peace will Come from carrying arms
Erasmus - Undead Sorceror, Pale White Ghost, Butterfly Blade Magic Weapon
Wolfgang - Rain Eroded Zahra Jewels in his chest piece, resides on the Philosphers's throne
Hollows - Katana Wielding enforcers of Wolf
Baalzebul - Young old faith Cleric, triple beam swarm of locusts
Ha Ring - Bodyguard of Baalzebul, bleached hair
Aquarias Kari - Member of the Hollows and grows Senzu Beans
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Council of Woe: Erasmus (Metaphysical), Shinta (Economic), Wulfgang (Defense)
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Natives of Ozborn wear Masks
Outsiders are offered free masks
Ax Gang, doesn't and instead carry axes
Weapons are free to carry but strong significance in carrying


Carousing NPC Encounter Table


Carousing Mishap Table 1d5

1. 1d6+2 Hollows and a human servant of Wulfgang surround the character. They accuse the character of being responsible for a magical duel fought atop of a cathedral roof last night. The character has either the option of agreeing to the charge or seek out the actual culprit (real sorceror), who slayed their last opponent by eldritch might.

2.  A woman falls into the street from the second story window in front of the character and dies on impact. Soon after, the character notices a hooded figure skillfully dropping, uninjured, from another second story window facing into the alley. The figure quickly disappears into a maze of side streets.

3. The character finds an item they have been seeking in the marketplace. As the purchase is completed and they are about to leave, a stranger rushes up to the merchant shouting, "I know you have it [NPC NAME], and I want my back back now!" The stranger is missing his entire torso.

4. Returning from the night, the characters find that a pair of young lovers have taken the characters's room as refuge to meet in. They are sought after by families that do not approve of their love. If the character chooses to aid them there is a 2 in 6 chance that the families will find out and send assassins after them.

5. The character is resting in their  room when suddenly the door bursts open. A well-armed man with weapon drawn storms in and says, "Don't move, I've...crap, wrong room." The intruder then quickly exits, if followed he will identify himself as a member of the BLACK KULT.

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Ozborn Monster Descriptions
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Ax Gang

Immaculately dressed the crowd mirrors the axes in their hands. The off white metal matching their fine silks and the black handle matching their coats and boots. They cackle and jeer at you. They wear no masks but instead style their hair similarly. Each has slicked it back with tar, leaving it a single unmoving mass. A unifromly thin mustache and goatee covers the lower half of their face.
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Hollows

White slabs emerge from black hoods. Each an orgy of wild angles. Their cloaks must hide the shame as their hunched forms contain no curve or symmetry. If one could fully right itself it may two heads taller than a man, but instead they skulk forward. hands draw curved swords with a single edge and they advance each at a jagged pace.

Your blade sinks into the cloaked flesh and tears it open. No blood spills to the ground and your sword is not painted either.

They all lie dead, slabs and cloaks. As you investigate the bodies you find nothing within the cloaks. Simply a sense of animosity.
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Grue

As you enter the room a darkness menaces out of the corner of your eye. You turn around swinging your torch in order to illuminate the enemy but find nothing. In your peripheral vision a wide maw opens white teeth and a howl is heard.

You grip the torch tightly as something lashes out from behind you. The torch falls to the ground and darkness envelops you.

In that darkness, you see it. A slavering maw full of needles below two red eyes. That mouth twice the width of man's shoulders.

The torch is lit and it dissipates a mocking cry eminating from it's maw.
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Poser Sorceror

Surrounded by a few fellows. A long haired figure slouches before you. Squatting in the corner of the room, all of them smoking, he looks up at meets your gaze. Gold dangles from his fingers, ears, and neck. He is clad in a dark clothing with esoteric images embroidered on them. The demeanor of his companions immediately informs you their are his faithful lackeys, riding his coat-tails with a deathgrip.

He introduces himself to you and ask how you find yourself here.
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Goblin Shadows

As you enter further into the room your torch causes the shadows of the room to coalesce into yellow eyes. Then into grey flesh riddled with archaic symbols. They are many. Each mishappen and wretched. None taller than your chest, and each equally pathetic. They hold crude instruments of war, a kid's attempt of picking a prop that resemble swords. They mutter and shriek to one another, fearful of the torch light. None have shadows, neither do they have fine details. Perhaps they are not worthy of those yet.

They do not approach instead merely avoid where the light of the torch spills out. Some hide behind rotted furniture, some force their bodies into the crevises in the walls, some even take to the ceiling to escape.
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Sorceror

The air reeks of ozone as a lone figure enters into your vision. Untouched by dirt his clothes are all bespoke and elegant. White robes swaddle his body and contrast with the grimy and soiled floor below his feet. He doesn't speak but merely stares through you.
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Church of the Mouse

A solemn temple stands amidst the fog. Forms of clergy walk further inside, each masked. You enter further and they turn to you. Edifices of wood covering their appearence and a mouse sits on the shoulder of each. They don't seem to have weapons instead a simple rope belt surrounds their waist. They sand silently as if waiting for you to speak.

In response a mouse sitting on the shoulder of the monk in front of you squeeks.

One leaves and then returns with a vial. He sets it down before you and steps back a distance before gesturing to it as the mouse squeeks yet again.

You imbibe the potion and suddenly the squeeking of the mice turns to words. The mice introduces themselves to you:
"We are the beautiful ones." Please, if you wish to take shelter enter our home.

You enter the temple and instead inside find a forest glen. They offer you another vial.

"Though we do not merely offer all in charitable assistance, we have need for defense against eye-blights, we can tell your our own occult truths, but for a price"
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Wilted Goblin Tree

Roots penetrate from the floor upwards. Warted and black these tentacles coil together and branch out like a tree. It reeks of vommit and seemingly bleeds slime from it's three open wounds.
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Goblin Tree

You recognize the mass of wires, tubules, and unnatural shapes as another fruit from which Goblin-Fruits grow.

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Stilt Walker

It stands a little taller than you, the figure's meager chest puny in comparison to the length stretched out for its limbs. Bones clearly broken and lengthened outwards. What may have once been a mouth full of few teeth has been replaced by a maw of iron nails, each rusted. Similar to the etchings of the goblin shadows the flesh of the figure is marked. Symbols archaic but easily understood. Torture, death, and woe to ontu others. Two yellow orbs each without a pupil stare back at you filled with envy and loathing; of joys you have had, of friends you had made, of smiles shared in confidence. Each something this creature has never enjoyed. It snarls unafraid of the light and raises its hands to evoke eldritch power.
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Erasmus

You enter the room and see a seated figure. As you stare at the figures pale body every use of the word gaunt now seems insincere. His skin is more tightly wound than the rope around the hanged man. Veins, muscle fibers, and bones menace outward as if every non-essential viscera was discarded. A thin beard covers his mouth and a mop of black of hair is tied back atop itself. His head bowed, shadows cast from his brow turn his eyes into caverns above sharp cheekbones. Both hands supinated sit empty above a black cloth surround his lower body.

A halo shimmers around his head, a tumult of white and gold the only clean thing in these filthy halls. Extending from between his shoulder blades it's zenith ends several inches above his forehead, the sphere centered between his brow.

A moment passes and both eyes open, each filled with flame.

Ax Gang HD1 DEF2 DAM1d6 MV12 SV6 MO8
Grue HD5 DEF2 DAM1d6/1d6/1d8 MV8 SV9 MO15
Goblin Shadows HD0 DEF0 DAM1d6 MV12 SV6 MO5
Hollows HD4 DEF6 DAM1d8+2 MV13 SV9 MO20
Poser Sorceror HD- DEF0 DAM1d6+1 MV12 SV9 MO10
Lackeys HD1 DEF0 DAM1d6 MV12 SV6 MO8
Stilt Walker HD2 DEF0 DAM1d6 MV12 SV6 MO5
Sorceror HD- DEF4 DAM2d6+2 MV12 SV13 MO15


Magical Items that can be purchased in Ozborn
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Bottle Imp: Black
Answers one question truthfully. Knows everything that Hell knows (which is damn near everything). If you eat it, or if it crawls down the throat of an intact corpse, it can possess that body for 30 minutes. Dies quickly upon contact with air. Can only answer questions that start with “what”.
Bottle Imp: Blue
Answers one question truthfully. Knows everything that Hell knows (which is damn near everything). If you eat it, or if it crawls down the throat of an intact corpse, it can possess that body for 30 minutes. Dies quickly upon contact with air. Can only answer questions that start with “why” or “how”.
Bottle Imp: Green
Answers one question truthfully. Knows everything that Hell knows (which is damn near everything). If you eat it, or if it crawls down the throat of an intact corpse, it can possess that body for 30 minutes. Dies quickly upon contact with air. Can only answer questions that start with “when” or “where”.
Bottle Imp: Red
Answers one question truthfully. Knows everything that Hell knows (which is damn near everything). If you eat it, or if it crawls down the throat of an intact corpse, it can possess that body for 30 minutes. Dies quickly upon contact with air. Can only answer questions that start with “who”.
Speak With Beasts
You can speak with all non-swimming, non-flying, non-crawling, animals for 3 minutes (use a timer). Smaller animals tend to be smarter. Carnivores tend to be demanding.
Speak With Birds
You can speak with all flying animals for 3 minutes (use a timer). Birds are usually very smart, very stupid, or very smart and pretending to be stupid. Migrating birds are the primary source of gossip in the world, especially modern gossip.
Speak With Crawling Things
You can speak with all crawling things (such as lizards and slugs) for 3 minutes (use a timer). Reptiles tend to be careful, pragmatic, and stubborn. They usually know the deep history of a place. Insects know many useful things, but they struggle with human concepts of time and identity.
Speak With Dead
You can speak with a corpse as long as it has an intact mouth (or if you reattach the jawbone) for 3 minutes (use a timer). They tend to be incoherent, obtuse, and prone to reminiscing.
Speak With Fish
You can speak with swimming things for 3 minutes (use a timer). Cetaceans want to know all about you so they can fit you into their theories and stories. Fish tend to be amazed by everything, forgetful, and a little awkward. Sharks talk of nothing else except eating
Speak With Metal
You can speak with metal for 3 minutes (use a timer). Metal tends to have a pretty good knowledge of everything that has directly happened to it since it was forged, but not things that happened to it. Weapons speak of their kills; locks speak of what they guard. Cursed and trapped metal objects tend to be liars.
Speak With Plants
You can speak with plants for 3 minutes (use a timer). Plants often have either a deep-seated hatred towards things that eat them and cut them down, or resignation. Trees tend towards the hateful side of things, and sigh a lot. Flowers tend to be optimistic idiots and/or sexually graphic. Grasses are nearly impossible to talk to because they all shout at once.

Valley of Himmon's Children

Last session, I ran a Total Party Kill Module for the players. It went so well that after re-fluffing a few things I shamelessly stole from Goblinpunch, I'm planning on publishing it. Because I'm gonna be posting the entire module in a PDF later on, this post will be mainly the highlights.

Update* Module can be downloaded by clicking on Modules.

• Party emerges from beneath ashes next to a lake of fire.
• Party enters a Bone Devil's Tower and rescues two children and a ghost. 
• Party finds a crawling hand with a map written on it's back.
• Party follows the map and finds an ancient vampire imprisoned in a hole.
• Party leaves and find giant lice who wish to enter their mouths in place of their tongues
• Party finds a trio of shacks full of wishmakers, nightmare distillers, and ugly walruses
• Party investigates a ship sunken near the shore and Ugh falls in the lake of fire
• The Bone Devil finds the party again
• Party trades the children for a wish and go back in time before the dragon encounter

Overall, the party acted much more cohesively and I think they are becoming much more skilled as players. 

The Latter Half of D&D

Because I couldn't come up with a strong module for the original party and we had a new member join us, I had everyone roll up new characters. I ran them through an old module, I had written around November. Everyone's character died a gruesome death and I get to run them through one of my Total Party Kill afterlife modules.. I don't think I've ever seen such good role-playing from my players.

Party # 2 Roster

Briellen, Level 1 Wizard played by H. Briellen is an easily excited wizard whose hair changes colors when people aren't looking. Her parents were killed by the soldiers of the Empire of the Alabaster Crown. Her first course of action is to talk to things rather than try to slay them. Her eyes boiled inside her skull as she was caught in a great gout of dragonfire.

Eldwin, Level 1 Knight played by F. Eldwin is a knight errant who is discontent with the way the Empire of the Alabaster Crown is run. Eldwin aknowledges his shortcommings in being a knight and "reappropriates" all treasure which has no use for the dead. The golden armor of St. Polyphagos melted into his flesh, as he was caught in a great gout of dragon fire.


Straid, Level 1 Ranger played by W. Dubbed "Loose Cannon" by his fellow party members due to his tendency to shoot enemies in the head and ask questions later, Straid understands that it is better to live and fight another day than die foolishly. Was bitten almost in half by the dragon and swallowed. He then regained conciousness within the dragon's stomach, attempted to draw his sword, and was burnt alive by dragon fire.

Roger, Level 1 Barbarian played by G. After this session Roger's class will be retroactively converted to the Ghoul-Knight racial class. Roger has a habit of trying to make friends by force with everyone he meets. He lost a leg when one of the "friends" he made became a zombie and bit his leg. Roger found a secret chute in the parish building, where an elevator had once been, and jumped down. He broke himself when he landed 110 feet down.


Ugh, Level 1 Barbarian played by M. With a strong Cajun accent and a strong sense of justice, Ugh travels the land hoping to stop criminals. Ugh's father was slain by a knight of the Empire of the Alabaster Crown. Ugh attempted to slay the dragon and dealt 15 damage to it, he then burned alive.



John, Level 1 Monster Hunter played by I. Traveling the wilds near November, John hunts monsters and seeks to help people. Keeping a detailed journal on the monsters he encounters, he hopes to aid the common man. John was carrying Roger when they jumped down the chute.



Muhjat, Level 1 Wizard played by K. An old man with a bad hip, Muhjat is a pacifist and does not enjoy violence. After surviving a great gout of dragon's flame, Muhjat attempted to blind the dragon with a spell of light. After he failed he fled and also jumped down into the chute.

Summary of Play

Starving on the streets of the November, the party is approached by a priest of the Cathedral of the Second Archangel. He tasks them with traveling to the mountainside parish high on Mt. Sloan. He has no communication from there for 3 weeks now and would have the party investigate. He tasks them with three things.

1. Discern why there has been no communication
2. If there is a tragedy, return with survivors
3. If there is a tragedy, return with the Church's relics

Traveling for three days the party finds the towers, ramparts, and bridges of the mountainside parish and travels upwards. Entering through a secret door behind a waterfall, the party chooses the low path and enters the small hamlet below the parish. They find several houses and no signs of life. They split up and promptly begin looting. Roger, Ugh, and John enter a house to the north and loot it for art. Muhjat, Straid, Eldwin, and Briellen enter a house in the south and find it occupied. The people inside announce themselves as "renovators". After a tense stand off, one of them says to the others to kill the four party members and to keep their new found loot to themselves. Hearing this, Straid fires an arrow which flies through the skull of one of these brigands. The other three give themselves up and are robbed by the party members. Free from their wealth and arms they run away.

As they run away, Roger sees one and gives chase. He tackles him down to the cobblestone street and the renovator, who we later learn is named Sergey, splits his head upon a sharp rock. Bleeding heavily from his head Sergey is harrassed by Roger. Sergey then manages to escape from Roger and runs off.

Moving deeper into the hamlet, the party finds themselves splitting off and looting again. Straid attempts to climb up through a window on the second floor. The ledge he was holding instead breaks and he falls down on his back. He hears voices inside and steps back drawing his bow. The three inside begin to step out before seeing his bow and then step back inside. The Party then reunites with Straid and begin to assault the building.

Eldwin slams the door open and falls into the building. Following him, Briellen rushes inside the building and seeing no-one on the first floor rushes upstairs. She cleanly bisects a pot thrown at her by one of the men inside. The other party membesr rush inside while Ugh and Roger wait for a bit. Then they see two men fall out of a window above the door. They clearly assumed that there would be a ledge there for them to grasp, but alas Straid had slain it earlier. They then rush the two men and break them upon the cobblestones of the streets taking them prisoners.

Briellen rushes the pot thrower at the top of the stairs and questions him. The party learns that these men are part of the brigand group called the Wolves and they are looting this hamlet. They learn that there is a camp of these brigands further up in an orchard. Deciding to parley with these men, the party heads towards the orchards. They meet with the rest of the Wolves and decide to release their prisoners. Roger chooses to keep one of the prisoners (Jaguar), lying to the leader of the brigands (Verja), that he wants to help the party. The brigands lower their barricade had made and allow the party to go towards the parish.

The party enters the parish some time later and finds undead inside. Roger loses control of Jaguar, who runs away from Roger, into the parish full of undead. Roger misunderstands this as bravery and cheers Jaguar forward. Jaguar runs into a trio of zombies who rend him limb from limb and lies bleeding out. Eldwin rushes in and slays one of the wights. Briellen rushes in and attempts to slay one of the zombies. Straid attempts to fire an arrow into a zombie and instead misses, hitting Jaguar's head instead, ending his suffering. The party quickly slays the rest of the undead in the parish and sets about "saving" the relics inside. Roger performs funerary rites on Jaguar. The party pilfers the ostuary of 5 saints and finds an old rusted sword on a platform. Roger takes this sword and the party departs.

The party exits the parish and finds themselves in a courtyard. Muhjat, concerned that they couldn't find the golden armor of St. Polyphagos, returns to the parish by himself to investigate. He then goes to steal the two silver coins Roger set upon Jaguar's eyes. Jaguar's character rises as an undead and he attacks Muhjat. The party becomes very concerned and runs in to help. Jaguar seemingly takes revenge on Roger, and bites Roger's femur in half, pulling his left leg off his body. Roger falls bleeding out, leg missing. The party rush Jaguar and slay him, while John binds the wound, saving Roger. The party continues searching for the golden armor of St. Polyphagos elsewhere.

The party walks past the courtyard but doesn't cross the charred and burned bridge in front of them. Instead, they choose to go up a watch tower. As they ascend, they see a massive tail from a window. Curious, the party finds a dragon sleeping on the roof of the bridge gatehouse. The party also sees the golden armor of St. Polyphagos resting on the roof, the dragon resting around its hoard. The party begins to deliberate what to do and decides to jump over to the gatehouse roof and try to steal the armor. During this process, Ugh decides that if he slayed a dragon he would be immortalized forever. Ugh comments to his peers, saying that when else would he have the chance to try and strike a sleeping dragon. Eldwin hops over and grabs the golden armor. Briellen hops over and prepares to speak with the dragon. Muhjat prepares to watch this horror unfold. Everyone else but Ugh finds cover in the tower. Ugh screams and tries to kill the dragon with his ax.

The dragon takes a good deal of damage and then awakens. The entire party then makes their save against the dragon's fearful presence. Ugh and Eldwin try to strike the dragon again but neither is able to penetrate it's scaly hide. The dragon breathes a great gout of flame and half of the party is INCINERATED. Only Muhjat and John make their saves against the dragon's fire breath. Briellen, Eldwin, and Ugh are but ash. Straid and Roger take a great deal of damage and gain fatal wounds, which they are able to survive against on their next turns. Muhjat unleashes his light spell but the dragon is not blinded. The surviving 4 run/hobble away from the dragon as it rams itself into the watch tower. As the surviving four run back to the parish, they hear the screams of the Wolves as Sergey and his friends, in the hamlet below, are slain by the rubble. Straid is bitten and swallowed by the dragon, while Roger, John, and Muhjat make it to the safety of the church. The dragon then crashes into the parish's antechamber and snakes its long neck into the parish. The remaining three topple a statue and find a chute going downwards. Fearful of the dragon's impending fire breath, they jump into the chute and fall 110 feet into the darkness, breaking themselves across it's stone floor.

Like this, but with way more fire

Running a 12 HD dragon against 7 Level 1 characters.

While some of the players complained that the dragon was "unbalanced" or "cruel", I think their reactions to the dragon were some phenomenal roleplaying. While sneaking to the roof of the tower, I told them that if they were loud the dragon might awaken. I derived pure satisfaction from their looks of fear and urgency that their companions also remain quiet. I think they understood that their chances of fighting the dragon hinged on their skill as roleplayers. They understood that in a straight fight they could not take the dragon and had to adapt. They began planning a tactical approach and some even thought to just leave.  I had the three players who died to the first gout of dragon fire play as the enemy dragon. They had a blast crushing towers and slamming through buildings. For the majority of the players, it was also their first time experiencing a dragon in a D&D session.

Compared to last session, this one went fantastic. The only complaints were that the party needed to work together more. I think that the party is becoming more and more aware of the notion of player skill rather than numeric value being the determining factor of how well they do. They roleplayed phenomenally and I'm super-excited to see what they do in the Total Party Kill afterlife module.