Drunkness is a Magical State. Session 1

Wow, I need to put something above that couch

The recording of the session is here! The camera only lasted halfway through though.

Plot Summary of the Session: The party awakened in the cavern in which the golden ship is found. They attempt to figure out a way to get the ship out of the cavern. Reklaw (W's character) find the party with the assistance of In'exist. He informs theem that they have been missing for 2 months and the complex that they went into collapsed and he thought they died in a cave in. He says he will meet them in Ozborn 3 days away. The party explores the cave some mroe and finds that it is filled with noxious/explosives fumes. Jack Fenton (G's character) speaks with the dead and uses one of his captured ghosts to translate the language of the Ytori. He learns that the ship was to sail on the wind redwards and into the setting sun. Reklaw begged the party to leave. Ramona (K's character) attempted to channel magic into the cave opening in order to get the ship out of the cave. He caused a rockslide and the party then marked where this was. Alexandre (M's character) used his elfish magic to note the exact location of this cave opening by the constellation alignment. The party then set sail for Ozborn and became friends with Reklaw.

The party found themselves in the Knife and Bone Bar where Jack Fenton and Ramona flipped out over an animated table in the corner. Ramona made friends with this table and a bald man approached the party. He told them that almost everyone wears masks in Ozborn as monsters still walk these streets and a few even steal faces. He distributed 6 plain masks to the party and begged them not to bear arms and cause violence. The party then promptly began decorating their own masks until In'exist showed himself.

Diana's is covered in glitter. 

They exchanged pleasantries and then were paid. In'exist advised them to spend a few nights recuperating in Ozborn. He then used a magic key to open a door out of the thin air and left. The party then each went their separate ways.

Reklaw generally stayed out of trouble and bought a shield to better defend himself, and also bought a potion of Speak with Metal.

Ramona sold a golden idol from the Ytori complex. Then he sold the hand he cut off of Isabella Nightingale to a strange man in a leather gimp mask who wanted it for his master. He spoke with the strange man who later introduced himself as Duboshit and his master as Ramirez the last goblin of Ozborn, Ramona then bought two bottled Imps, one black and one green.

Alexandre engaged in an arm-wrestling contest that Wulfgang, one of the rulers of Ozborn, attended. When about to lose his belt of giant's strength activated enlarging Alexandre to the size of a giant and destroying not only the table where they were wrestling but his opponent's shoulder joint as well. He was then invited to Fort Woe in the heart of Ozborn. Alexandre then promptly took the belt off, bought a cart with a donkey and 6 hirelings and hid the belt there for safe keeping.

Margaret when out carousing and met a woman Malina Chorna a member of the Bridgeburner clan of the Gyre Islands. The two promptly fell in love and have become the resident couple.

Jack Fenton met Aquarias Kari, a member of the BLACK KULT, who serves as one of Wulfgang's hollows. He informed Jack Fenton that there are in fact no ghosts of goblin's around.

Diana made safe choices and simply hung around the party with a great deal of positive energy.

As Alexandre, Ramona, and Reklaw leave the marketplace they see a man missing his torso confront a merchant and demand his back back! They learn that this man was sold a goblin fruit and after he ate it, his torso departed him. The trio are even more intrigued when they learn that goblin fruits can be sold for 1000 silver

The party then each purchased an outrageous outfit so that they could best fit in at Fort Woe, Not Reklaw he was too somber. The party then traveled to Fort Woe and on their way were accosted on the way by the Ax Gang twice. This was just the Ax Gang from Kung Fu Hustle. Despite Ramona hitting a few of the members of the party with her urumi, the party handily dispatched the Ax Gang. Arriving at Fort Woe they find two familiar faces. They see Kledon the Hawk and Aquarias Kari. They also meet Opalensce a wizard with large breasts and a mask made up of diamonds. As Wulfgang offers the smoke brought from the Lazareth many forget who others are and simply ask questions to each other about life.

After finding themselves back in their inn the party decides to visit Ramirez the last goblin of Ozborn. They ask him a few questions and were told that he can open gates to any realm from Ozborn and that he buys goblin fruits from those who venture into the sewers in order to bring back his brethren back to this realm. The party took this to mean to invade this realm and ran off but not before Alexandre mouthed off and was hit with a chandelier of knives falling from the ceiling.

Knowing how much wealth lies in these fruits they ventured deep into the sewer system to get to the ruins of the goblin keep beneath Ozborn. The party travels deep and enountered a massive blind man with two jugs. He threw one at the party and an ooze emerged. The party then decided that the best way to deal with the him was by shooting their illegal crossbows bolts out of their illegal crossbows at him. Travleing further they cam across a church hidden in the depths of the sewers. Each member wore a mask of wood and each had a small mouse on their left shoulder. Passing further into the depths they were accosted by a many shadows of the goblins past. One of them, a tall one, diminished their sole torch and chaos ensued. Malina breathed a gout of flame and slayed 10 shadows their burning bodies illuminating the party. In all the commotion Ramona accidentally threw a hatchet at Diana and hit her in the head.

They finally found 2 goblin fruits at the bottom of the keep and decided the best course of action was to eat them. Ramona gained the ability to cast Knock 1/day (I'm slightly terrified of K having the ability to open any lock) and the ability to hasten the apocalypse by 1 day sooner. Margaret's left hand turned into a two dimensional black fractal antler. Margaret flipped out and  now wears a glove on her left hand. Malina told her not to worry and that she still loves her.

TL:DR Pubcrawl Gone Wrong Gone Magical